Saturday, February 27, 2010

10 Lessons learnt from "My Name is Khan".

I just saw My name is Khan.I truly have learnt a lot from this movie;

1)If you want your infant son to stay asleep in his crib,teaching your mentally disturbed son how to clap at the same time is not such a wise idea.

2)Mentally disabled people tend to misunderstand most things in a dirty way(Mamma Jenny:"Change your clothes dear(the clothes were wet)" Khan:"Mamma Jenny,do you want me to get naked?"

3)All muslims in America are South Asians.

4)People with Asperger's syndrome last more then 1 minute in bed(Mandira:"You want to have sex now?" Khan:"Yes Mandira" Mandira:"(wait)1 minute" Khan:"Mandira,It will take more then 1 minute")

5)A football penalty shoot can be fatal,especially coming from a white boy.

6)Black folks have special powers with which they can sing in a language they probably have never heard before.

7)The word "terrorist" coming from a Muslim in public can lead to misunderstandings,and in some cases,detention in guantanamo bay.

8)You can take a taxi to a place where a hurricane is wailing.

9)If a person is competing for presidency,he should atleast pronounce correctly the name of the person who went into this much trouble just to inform him that he is not a terrorist."Khan" is just as easy to say as "Kahn"


AND THE FINAL AND MOST IMPORTANT LESSON;


10)If you are going into this much trouble to meet the president,then atleast be sure of who actually is the president.Khan was shown to meet Obama as soon as he was elected.As the president doesn't assume office till after a month approximately,Obama wasn't really the president when Khan met him.So Khan DID NOT meet the president at all.What a finger to Khan.

Is there any living thing that doesnot experience natural death?

That is the question I had been asking myself since a long time.And Now I finally got the answer.Researchers have recently discovered such a creature in the carribbean. The Turritopsis nutricula,more commonly called the immortal jellyfish,is a creature who can revert to the polyp stage after becoming sexually mature.In human language,This jellyfish can reverse it's aging cycle after reaching adulthood.And it can repeat this cycle an infinite number of times,bypassing death and making it biologically immortal.As of yet,it is the only proven specie in the animal kingdom capable of performing this feat.

As good as it sounds,these jellyfish are likely to suffer from disease at an early stage of their life,or being eaten by other animals in the sea.

Introduction to this Blogg as a whole.

Ok guys,it has been my dream for a long time to create a website.The first time i created a website was a pokemon fansite(Yes,I was crazy about pokemon at the time)through a free online website creator back in 2005.I had just created it for fun but the complex nature of the website forced me to abandon that.

Now though blogger.com,I have started this Blogg,which is much simpler in nature as compared to creating a website.The purpose of the blogg as a whole is to post jokes,random(but amazing)facts,educational advice and other things to make sure your visit to my Blogg is worthwhile.

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