10 Lessons learnt from "My Name is Khan".

I just saw My name is Khan.I truly have learnt a lot from this movie;

1)If you want your infant son to stay asleep in his crib,teaching your mentally disturbed son how to clap at the same time is not such a wise idea.

2)Mentally disabled people tend to misunderstand most things in a dirty way(Mamma Jenny:"Change your clothes dear(the clothes were wet)" Khan:"Mamma Jenny,do you want me to get naked?"

3)All muslims in America are South Asians.

4)People with Asperger's syndrome last more then 1 minute in bed(Mandira:"You want to have sex now?" Khan:"Yes Mandira" Mandira:"(wait)1 minute" Khan:"Mandira,It will take more then 1 minute")

5)A football penalty shoot can be fatal,especially coming from a white boy.

6)Black folks have special powers with which they can sing in a language they probably have never heard before.

7)The word "terrorist" coming from a Muslim in public can lead to misunderstandings,and in some cases,detention in guantanamo bay.

8)You can take a taxi to a place where a hurricane is wailing.

9)If a person is competing for presidency,he should atleast pronounce correctly the name of the person who went into this much trouble just to inform him that he is not a terrorist."Khan" is just as easy to say as "Kahn"


AND THE FINAL AND MOST IMPORTANT LESSON;


10)If you are going into this much trouble to meet the president,then atleast be sure of who actually is the president.Khan was shown to meet Obama as soon as he was elected.As the president doesn't assume office till after a month approximately,Obama wasn't really the president when Khan met him.So Khan DID NOT meet the president at all.What a finger to Khan.